May we who are merely inconvenienced
May we who have no risk factors
Remember those most vulnerable.
May we who have the luxury of working from home
Remember those who must choose between preserving their health or making their rent.
May we who have the flexibility to care for our children when their schools close
Remember those who have no options.
May we who have had to cancel our trips
Remember those that have no safe place to go.
May we who are losing our margin money in the tumult of the economic market
Remember those who have no margin at all.
May we who settle in for a quarantine at home
Remember those who have no home.
As fear grips our country,
Let us choose love.
During this time when we cannot physically wrap our arms around each other,
Let us yet find ways to be the loving embrace of God to our neighbors.
And now for the HUMOR:HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD, AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE….George Phillips , an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”He said “No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me!”Then the police dispatcher said, “All patrols are busy! You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”George said, “Okay.”He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them both!” And he hung up.Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.One of the policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”(True Story)Don’t mess with old people!**********************GETTING OLDERA distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”“‘Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’….”***********************An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.“Yes, Dad, what is it?”“Don’t be nervous, son! Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife….”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aging:Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true.I love to hear them say, “You don’t look that old.”———————–The older we get the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
(Mostly because we forgot why we were waiting in line in the first place.)********************When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.——————————————One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.~~~~~~~~~~~Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is (sometimes) comfortable.*********Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”The young guy says, “That’s OK, it’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too…I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”The old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her… What does she look like?”The young guy says, “Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom…wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?”To which the old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.”(ADORABLE)*********************(And this final one!)“Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!”**********Now, if you feel that none of this applies to you . . . stick around awhile . . . it soon will!