The Ballad of Bad Bill Barr
Bill Barr is the man’s name
And he claims
Law and order
Is his game.
But he plays
By his own rules
And that’s not fair
But as long
As he wins
He does not care.
He says he’s independent
But when push
Comes to shove
He’s Trump’s lackey
The hand in the glove.
Why pick on poor Roger Stone.
Give him a break.
Toss him a bone.
Just a lot of
Sound and fury. So what
If he tried to bribe a jury.
Who’s up next?
It’s lying Mike Flynn!
He’s not guilty
He’s free from all sin.
Take pity
On his poor soul
And set him free on parole.
And everyone on death row
Don’t give up hope
As long as he’s A.G
He will always be there
To cut that rope.
If he faces a judge
Who will not budge
His time on the court
Will end up short.
We’ve had enough!
We’ve learned our lessons!
Won’t you please bring back
Good old Jeff Sessions!
Anon